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These were originally produced for the Ursine of the Times pages but are supplied here as a digest for those of you who don't want to have to work through all the news reports just to see the ads (philistines!)

They represent a certain amount late night paw-wringing over GIF animator and a dictionary by Da Bearz so they'd be grateful if you didn't rip 'em off gratuitously - just put a link back here with them or at least let 'em know where you're using them so they can have a good laugh too!

Otherwise - well, you never did like that carpet anyway, did you? 

If you have any suggestions for other adverts you'd like to see, let me know. I'll consider anything as long as it is suitably demented.

And finally, for those of you who'd like to link back to this site, feel free to 'arf-inch the either of the banners below (with Da Bearz' compliments)....

Currently in production (i.e. I'll get around to it one day):

• Weekend breaks in Zha'Ha'Dum - one way only of course (thanks to SunFlory for that one)

• Extreme Sports - Cordless bungee jumping on Zha'Ha'Dum