Da Bearz Rule of the Web # 1:  

Do not look at these sites whilst drinking soda, coffee, OJ etc lest the contents of your mouth go into reverse thrust.

The What????

Waddling around the Web, Da Bearz periodically trip over a site so demented that it seriously challenges their swallowing reflexes. This award recognises those sites which won that struggle and caused our fuzzy heroes to lament their lack of monitor protection.

They chose this title for their award out of sheer cussedness - Bearz are actually allergic to the material, a fact they discovered one day when one of their number smacked up against the plexiglass window on a Starfury......

Should you chose to follow in the pawprints of Da Bearz, we recommend a bib, a twisted sense of humour and, most important, a generous supply of screen wipes.

The Winners:

October '99

• Ruth's Ruthless Links - this is the other Ruth (Uli's sister) - just go look at the Intergalactic Samaritans page ("Zathras not realise this was anonymous service...<click>")

August '98

• Xena, Warrior Milkmaid - "it does exactly what it says on the tin..." or in the words of Rick who nominated it "You'll see Xena in a whole new way"

• Luna-C - largely for having the guts to perform Sex and the Single Commander, video it AND then provide a quicktime video of the finale on the site (and yes, it's another of Rick's nominations :-> - "Baby Sinclair asks canna we have da award come on gimme gimme!"). Since winning this prestigious award they've gone on to do "Walk like a Ferengi"......

June '98

• The Na'Ka'Leen Feeder's Home Page - this is the twin site from which Da Bearz Lair was separated at birth.

How to nominate a site

1. Read these guidelines:

• Any site is eligible so long as it makes Da Bearz choke and they haven't met the Webmaster snout to snout - I'm not just giving this to my pals.

• This isn't a glorified link exchange. It really does work on merit only. If Da Bearz like the site they'll send along a copy of the award. If a Webmaster wants to use it to link back here, that's just fine and dandy but it ain't mandatory.

• Bawdy or Risque humour is fine; "adult-only" content is not - I mean, these are impressionable young teddy bearz ferchrissakes!

2. OK so far? Then send me an e-mail with the address of the site and a note of why you think it should be a winner (don't worry - it doesn't have to be too coherent - just look at the what the nomination for Luna-C said!

Da Bearz' trophy room

This site abides by the (....more or less) Yahoo Internet Life (Dec 1997.)

There would also have been a ribbon for the campaign against beanie babies here but it had to be dropped when Little Dougie (its most enthusiastic advocate) got "outed" by some disgruntled fellow beanies. He is presently unavailable for comment but we can hear his beans rattling.....softly.

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