| Date of Birth:
| unknown
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| Appearance:
| Likes to think of himself as a furry Pierce Brosnan in
a Hawaiian shirt
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| Lives:
| In the Big Brother House
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| Job:
| Being available for hugs 24 hours a day
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| Dream Job:
| NOT having to be available 24 hours a day, alternatively
stand-in for Pooh Bear
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| Education:
| only a little Fur-ther education
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| Family:
| Momma Bear, Daddy Bear and some kid called Goldilocks
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| Likes:
| Bobby Davro (whom he feels is a misunderstood comic genuis)
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| Dislikes:
| Depilatory cream, people who assume he likes Honey
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| Favourite artists:
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| Favourite films:
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- Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day
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| Allergies:
| Fur and animal hair
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| Phobias:
| washing machines especially spin cycles
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| Fears:
| Going bald, getting squashed in bed
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| Smokes:
| Only after being torched
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| Why does he want to be on the show?
| The experience, the fame, the hugs but mostly the cash
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| Quote:
| "It is astonishing really how many thoroughly mature
well-adjusted grown-up harbour a Teddy Bear - whis is perhaps why
they are thoroughly mature and well adjusted" (Joseph Lempa)
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| What does happiness mean to him?
| his own bed and a good fur brush
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| Who is his hero?
| Paddington
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| Who does he admire?
| Gandhi, Machiavelli, Rupert
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| What can't he live without?
| Hair clippers
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| What does his family say about her?
| Did you eat all the porridge AGAIN????
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| What do his friends say about her?
| Good for a hug,
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| Good traits:
| Cuddly, small, easy to pack
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| Bad traits:
| Won't buy his own round in the pub
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| What does he find annoying in others?
| Reluctance to buy him a round in the pub
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| What would make him leave the house?
| getting carried out by an evictee
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| Obsessions:
| Looking cute, world domination, the ususal stuff...
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| Where does he see himself in ten years' time?
| Getting his fur reburbished, maybe up for auction at
Sotheby's as a collector's item
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| Relationships:
| Nicola, Anna, Claire....so far.
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