Meet Ivano-Bear* - smashing her head against the glass ceiling

There are obvious perks associated with being one of only 6 "Bearettes" in a Hug of over 90 (mostly shorter queues for the john), and Ivano-Bear likes to take full advantage of Grrrrrrowl power in the hug.

Since joining up last year, Ivano-Bear has evolved into the spokes-sow for the other Bearettes including Mary, Edwina, Delenn, Gabrielle and Xena. Also her refusal to succumb instantly to the advances of Marcus, has won her a special place as their role model (and won Marcus a special place under many cold showers).

However, Ivano-Bear does appreciate that intra-Hug advancement is especially tricky for a Bear of the Fairer sex and therefore she has carefully pawsitioned herself as a sur-paw-ter of Marcus in his bids for hug leadership. If questioned on the subject of their relationship, Ivano-bear coyly describes it as "on/off". When pressed, she concedes that this is all a matter of perspective - he thinks it's on, she knows it's off; she just hasn't mentioned that detail to him yet. In reality, she is hoping that he'll take her repeated hints and make the 'ultimate sacrifice' before such a revelation becomes necessary.

Despite being labelled a militant feminist by such Ursine luminaries as Michael O'Bear, Ivano-Bear does actually have a softer side. She has modelled a few nude centrefolds for PlayBear magazine (below), likes to go out on the town and is actually a dedicated clubber.....

.....And when one of her victims stays conscious long enough to explain that this does not entail prowling the streets armed only with a cute smile and a Louisville Slugger, she should get pretty good at it.

*Having just seen A View from the Gallery Da Bearz would like to point out that this profile is not intended as a thinly veiled, cheap dig at a former B5 actor (why bother when JMS got there first?)

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