Viva Kevin! - showbiz is in his blood

"I told you to get your paw OFF that switch!!!"

"Get your paw off that switch right NOW!"

Every bear is entitled to his eccentricities and Kevin is no exception. He has an extensive collection of CDs so any time you hear the heavy rock beats of JS Bach or the subtle harmonies of the Sex Pistols you can bet that 'our Kevin' won't be far away.

Saddled with the rather onerous position as "The Other One" of the Mohair Twins (the first twin being George) Kevin constantly strives to cut a more distinctive public image - usually with pretty tragic results. Initially he simply flirted with being just a plain exhi-bear-tionist but then he moved on to more serious paw-suits.

Photocopier abuse

Mooning on the photocopier

Unfortunately, his first foray into the business world in partnership with Tim was 'Bearz R Uz' or 'RentaHug' which can charitably be described only as a total disaster. Sadly Kevin never realised that there is more to running an office than perpetrating acts of photocopier abuse (below).

Following the failure of that venture (and several police raids) he strayed into the world of entertainment beginning as a video editor (seen on the right working the mixer, with his ever-tolerant Godfather and namesake). Later he used his blonde good looks to get work as stunt double for Ivano-Bear when she was playing Beana, Warrior Ursine. As Ivano-Bear generously noted in an interview - "if you can't see my face in a shot - it's probably Kev."

Sadly Kev's stunt days came to an end when the producers decided that he simply wasn't butch enough to double for Beana (his case was not helped by his unfortunate habit of screaming "Don't hit me! Don't hit me!" during fight scenes).

Meditation

"Ommmmmm"

Disillusioned with showbiz, Kevin joined the Hairy Krishnas to get in touch with his 'inner ursine' (although most of his friends felt that outer one was more than enough) and finally emerged from his meditations (right) a kinder, gentler, more cuddly bear. He subsequently returned to broadcasting where he now has a successful career as a DJ on Radio Bear (coming soon to a Web page near you).

These days Kevin also attempts sartorial distinction as a sort of Bear Brummel by favouring a wide variety of unusual attire although he has learned that footwear alone does not 'maketh the bear'.

"Too big? What makes you think that?"

 


   
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