Featuring Nick - Action Bear!

Whenever Da Lair rings with cries of "Don't you point that thing at me - it might go off!!!!!", you know that Nick is cleaning his arsenal. Give him a piece of rope, a dashing beret and something in the weaponry dept. and he's happy.

However, Nick isn't just your average Rambo-wannabe. Indeed, for a Bear, he's not particularly macho, more just a bit mucho. Trading transatlantic places with Henry (who migrated to New Yawk to live with Unca Mickey and Auntie Ruth), Nick was introduced to the Hug by Auntie Ruth whom he seduced during one her trips to LA.

Being one of those Bearz who doesn't see a half-empty glass but rather a looming opportunity for someone else to get a round in pronto, Nick has never felt disadvantaged by his lack of stature. He squares off at about 6 inches and this is great when he needs to nut one of the larger Bearz on the kneecaps (which happens frequently).

In fact Nick often finds that his reputation for violence is a useful tool when he is working in his day job as Defective Inspector in the Bearz Paw-lice. He was recently in the limelight as the sleuth who busted a ruthless gang of Bear sock-nappers (although to prevent reprisals, his anonymity was preserved behind the pseudonym of Trefur Pawlmer........

To his enduring delight, Nick also found that he can fit into Action Man and GI Joe costumes (as if you hadn't guessed already). OK, so this extensive wardrobe is designed for figures considerably better endowed in the leg area but Nick happily declares that this is just room for 'growf' and is confident that it will all fit properly.......one day.

And while he awaits that happy day, Nick passes his time doing Tarzan impersonations (the yodels aren't too hot yet but he'll get there) and generally being a one-Bear version of the SAS (although he assumes that it stands for Swingin' and Sneakin'). He became a hero to Da Bearz when he masterminded a daring midnight raid on the cookie jar on top of the freezer and was also one of the leading lights in the BARF movement.

And all because he just wanted to prove that "Size doesn't count"

Masterminding another kind of raid

*Disclaimer - OK, so I work with three chaps named Tim, Kevin and Nick (after whom a few recently-featured Bearz were named). However, before anyone at work has the bright idea of grassing me up (yes, Writing Dept. I mean you), the guys all knew about this ages ago.

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