Name

Pumblechook

Why?

after the character in ......er....Great Expectations ?

Hobbies

Hob-nobbing with the illitterati, Looking superior, Having long arms and a groovy name

Education

Nun.....Non....Not a lot ackshully

Age

Mind your own business! (OK - about 2)

When I grow up I want to be....

A Snob

Favourite book/film/TV show

The UnBearable Lightness of Being, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,

Favourite Role model

CT, Jawa, Ivana Trump,

Most likely to say

PUT ME DOWN YOU PEASANT!!!!!!

Least likely to say

"Spare a fiver Guv?"

Who would be your ideal date

Me!

Describe yourself in 3 words

Not good at counting

What keeps you awake at night

The snoring of 79 other Bearz....

Profile: (our guest psychologist writes..):

Help! They're all crazy! Get me outa here!!!