Meet Roy - the 'lil guy

Roy is too short

"Roy - for the last time,
you're too short for the pool table!!!!"

The first question everybody asks when they meet this vertically challenged bear is "Why are you called Roy?"

He always tells them it's because he looks like Roy Orbison. The truth however owes much more to Mommi's brush with iritis, and heavy doses of atropine shortly after he joined the hug a few years ago. Roy swiped her dark glasses after she'd recovered and he's been a funky little dude ever since.

In common with many of the other smaller bearz, Roy constantly over compensates for his lack of stature. When Rowan was recruiting for BARF, Roy was at the front of the line, when the Has-Mat team was short-pawed during the World Cup celebrations and needed extra help, Roy was at the front of the line. When Oscar was organising an impromptu game of 'Lemming', Roy was.......

......almost caught out.

Roy catches the last few rays

Catching the last few rays

In his spare time, Roy is a shameless sunworshipper. Never mind the fact that it is impossible to tan through fur, never mind the mess he makes slapping on the sunscreen - he's got the shades and the shorts and he's not about to waste them (although the consensus amongst the rest of the hug is that the main use for Roy's shades is to protect his eyes from his lurid taste in shorts).

Roy in the Has-Mat team

Roy (left) on the Has-Mat Team with Howard

Roy with his favorite BFG

Roy with his favourite BFG

 


   
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