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Fed up with being oppressed by Forum Sysops, depressed by his lack of success with women, and yearning for his honey pot real bad, Lucas T. Bear has decided to appeal to a higher power.

Actually he's decided to become the higher power

Lucas T. Bear is running for President.

Get behind a candidate you can feel good about. The strong silent type.  One you can trust. One who hugs first and thinks later....much later

And the only one who doesn't mind if you tell

everyone that he's great in bed.

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Calling all couch potatoes!! Yes, this means you. We're aiming to win the support of every lazy, unimaginative, armchair quarterbacking citizen who can't be bothered to get off their butts and vote in November.

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"The only thing that keeps me from realising my full potential is the depressing awareness that it probably wouldn't take much time or effort..."

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