Lucas T. Bear on....

The Economy and Jobs

Well, first I want a raise in my honey allowance...

Education

Hey, watch it Buddy - I know how to spell potato!!!!

Constitutional Amendment against Inter-species Dating

I will oppose anyone who want to use the Constitution simply to stop me snogging Claudia Schiffer.

Health Care

Has anyone got a tissue? I think I've got a nosebleed...

Gun control

If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it

Foreign Policy

Sounds like a good idea - where do I get one?

Energy and The Environment

I'm too tired after chasing around all day in my gas-guzzling stretch limo.