Da Bearz
are
getting fur-tive
The nation's worst fears were confirmed last night when
the paw-lice released this photo believed to have been delivered by
Na'Ka'Leen Feeder-al Express on behalf of an anonymous sender
It
clearly shows Lady Conlin's sock bound, gagged and in the company
of members of BARF (Da Bearz elite guard)
A note with the photograph demanded that an undisclosed
sum to be paid in used airline barfing bags to a Mr S. Claws at the
North Pole.
Mr Claws's present relationship to Da Bearz is
unclear. However, it is known that, following legal action, he was
recently awarded a substantial sum for damages inflicted on his costume
during a drive-by barfing incident perpetrated by Da Bearz.
Da
Bearz Lair is part of