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It's UnBearable!

Lady Conlin was rushed to hospawtal yesterday believed to be suffering from shock.

kidnap pic 2The cause appears to have been the anonymous delivery of a second photo (right) together with a few snipped threads which forensic experts belive were taken from her sock

In a fresh appeal for witnesses made last night on TV's Grime Watch Pawlice admitted that they were bear-ffled by latest developments. "Clearly we are dealing with hardened desbearados" said Defective Pawlmer.

Following long and painstaking investigation (they took the photo down the pub and banged a few heads together until someone 'fessed up) the pawpertrators have been identified as Rowan (international bear of mystery and criminal genuis) seen on the left of the photo, Gaspode the Wonder Bear (on the right) and Gabrielle (foreground).

The public are warned not to approach them - these Bearz are armed with volatile Hunney and Valium and prone to barf at will.


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Oscar's Macarena Marathon enters its second month!

TV tonight

9 pm. The Agatha Christie thiller starring Lauren Bearcall, Pawn Connery and Albeart Finney: Murder on the Pawrient Express

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 Actually it's a cartoon
 
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