Rebel without Claws
Ralph, a bear activist, had the misfortune to be in Da Bearz' HQ when is was raided by the Paw-lice in search of the notorious sock-napping gang. Being a enthusiatic supporter of Green Paws Ralph is used to brushes with the law and instinctively did a bunk (he would have opted to 'go limp' but he didn't realise that inhaling isn't an offence when only oxygen is involved). Sadly, the pawlice ran him to ground even before he got out of the
building and he suffered the ignominy of doing his dramatic "Top
o' the World Mommi!" speech whilst perched atop the Water cooler
(James Cagney would not have been impressed).
Drop-kicked into a cell by a rather honked-off Detective,
Ralph unwisely used his one phone call to pick up his e-mail (he has a
Psion) and consequently wound up with the court-appointed Paw-blick Defender
Marcus. Ralph was doomed.
Fortunately we heard of his plight and were able to persuade the Law Firm of Fish and Cage to take his case pro-Bone (well, they were hungry). Ralph became the envy of the other Bearz in the slammer when he was assigned Ms Ally McBear (whose Dancing Baby is no stranger to this site). The case has gone to trial and Ms McBear will be putting her client on the stand just as soon as he stops drooling over her.... 
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With
Da Bearz now in custard awaiting trial, in this edition we report on
our own campaign to free an innocent bear-stander caught up in recent
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