Detailed to go for help during a diversion created by Xena - who specifically tells him NOT to jump in the river immediately - what does this lucky lunkhead do?
You guessed it - he jumps straight in the river and gets a tad..damaged for his pains.
Serves him right - shoulda listened to the WP. On the plus side though he gets manages to fall wounded into the waiting arms of Gabrielle.
So his day wasn't a complete write off then
